Thursday, September 22, 2011

call for submissions

Are you angry about something? Even just slightly irritated?

Well, I'm pretty pissed off that I can't keep a steady volume of entertaining rants for ya'll, so I'm taking guest posts and feedback about what's pissing you off!

Submit your abstracts by emailing jessicapenn@gmail.com and maybe your anger can be featured in this high impact blog.

I can't be the only one that hates everything. Can I?

car alarms in urban settings

Car alarms in a city where people park on the street and aren't anywhere near their car piss me off!

I mean, you're parking your car on the street. You really gonna be able to hear your alarm go off and catch some punk breaking in? Do you really expect some good citizen to hear the alarm and think "oh no, a baddy's trying to steal somebody else's car! I should help prevent that, because I care and am not afraid of car thieves."

NO, that's just stupid.

When I hear your car alarm, I want to kill you because you obviously think that your stuff is more important than my quality of life.

And, I'm trying to watch CSI.