washing dishes

When I wash dishes, which I'm just pissed off about from the get-go, my forearms get all wet and it pisses me off even more.

The water then runs down my forearms and onto my elbows. It then just drips all over my shirt, my feet, the floor, everywhere!! My hands are already pruney and sore from the scalding hot water. Maybe I should start wearing like those wrist sweat bands around my elbows when I wash dishes. I should probably also wear a helmet and some knee pads for when I inevitably slip on the wet floor.

I also hate it when I'm washing a plate and it slides out of my hands and crashes into the sink. Then Daniel's all worried and like "are you okay!?" and I'm all "yes I'm fine" between clenched teeth. Then I have to rewash the stupid plate because it just fell into the dirty sink water.